The other day Tim was outside with Matthew and had a funny conversation.

Matthew: "Dad, I'm a moron."

Tim: "No you're not. Don't say that about yourself"

M: "But I am a moron."

T: "Oh, do you mean a Mormon?"

M: "Oh yeah. I'm a Mormon."

This morning on the way to school, Matthew was telling me a story about one of his friends.

M: "Ben has a shirt that says 'My mom is hot!' on it. That's funny."

Me: "Do you know what that means?"

M: "That she's really fancy."