The other day Tim was outside with Matthew and had a funny conversation.
Matthew: "Dad, I'm a moron."
Tim: "No you're not. Don't say that about yourself"
M: "But I am a moron."
T: "Oh, do you mean a Mormon?"
M: "Oh yeah. I'm a Mormon."
This morning on the way to school, Matthew was telling me a story about one of his friends.
M: "Ben has a shirt that says 'My mom is hot!' on it. That's funny."
Me: "Do you know what that means?"
M: "That she's really fancy."