Warning: This includes some anatomically correct language. Read on at your own risk.
Matthew: "Mom, how do babies come?"
Me: "From their mommies' tummies."
Matthew: "No, I mean like how does a mommy and daddy get a baby to come here?"
Me: (Still recovering from our "No, Heavenly Father didn't forget to give girls penises" conversation from this morning) "Uhhhhh... Did you have punch at preschool today? You have a punch mustache."
Matthew: "Yes and we had Halloween pretzels and fruit roll-ups. And at preschool we talked about...."
Phew, dodged that one for another 24 hours.